YOLO by Lauren Myracle

Available At: Rampart

Categories : Cursing, Sexual, Violence

Description:Through “instant messages,” chronicles the struggles best friends Maddie, Angela, and Zoe face during their freshman year in college, each of them in a different state, two wondering if their romantic relationships will last, and one determining that roller derby is the key to keeping the trio close.

YA Label?: Yes

Notes: This book contains sexual activities including sexual assault; sexual nudity; and profanity.

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Page 22: mad maddie: as far as sex goes, that makes me laugh that you think we’re “better” at it than Zo and Doug. SnowAngel: you’re saying you’re not? mad maddie: no, I’m pretty sure we are, we weren’t at first, tho. we had to practice for the whole summer. SnowAngel: Zoe and Doug have had more time to practice than that, and I don’t get the impression that Zoe thinks it’s a laugh a minute. or an orgasm a minute. mad maddie: dude. an orgasm a minute? you. would. die. SnowAngel: that’s why they call it seven minutes in heaven! HA! omg, I’m so brilliant, SnowAngel: except, wait. wld seven orgasms send you to heaven? THAT heaven? mad maddie: going out on a limb here, but I don’t think two middle school kids + closet + seven minutes with friends outside listening and laughing = any orgasms at all. SnowAngel: which brings us back . . . SnowAngel: …to Zoe. you know it does. you know what I’m saying. mad maddie: sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mad maddie: I do. but I also know that Zoe’s working on it. SnowAngel: “working on it”? SnowAngel: shld sex be work? mad maddie: sex shouldn’t have “shoulds” and “shouldn’ts.” this is something for Zo and Doug to figure out on their own.

Page 37: mad maddie: Angela, of course I’ve given Ian blowjobs. It’s no big deal, except that eventually yr jaw starts to hurt. SnowAngel: a tip to remember. gotcha. mad maddie: well, der! The tip’s the most sensitive part! licky like a lolly and give yr jaw a break.

Page 84: mad maddie: did you give him a blow job to express your gratitude? SnowAngel: gross!!!!
SnowAngel: I am simply admitting that YES. I LIKE REID. I’m not saying he’s boyfriend material, but the little fella’s growing on me mad maddie: Angela? if one person mentions a blow job, and the other person responds by saying, “the little fella’s growing on me… SnowAngel: omg mad maddie: hot tip: if you stroke the little fellar the little fella will grow and grow until—hopefully—hers a big, firm fella. then wld he be boyfriend material?

Page 91: mad maddie: you’ll like it, I promis. mad maddie: I sent Ian a text about scarfing down Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and guzzling a Coke, but autocorrect decided I was guzzling a cock. SnowAngel: ha! SnowAngel: bet Ian loved that. bet it made him wish you were there to guzzle HIS cock.
mad maddie: Angela? to guzzle means “to drink greedily.” (thank u, dictionary app) SnowAngel: ok then, nuzzle! it’s a good idea to NUZZLE a cock, isn’t it? mad maddie: only way to find out is to try. yr Aunt Sadie won’t approve but, but REID will be thrilled.

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