Rhymes With Witches by Lauren Myracle

Available At: Aspen Valley (HS)

Categories: Cursing, Sexual

Description: High school freshman Jane believes that she would do anything to be popular until she is selected to be in the school’s most exclusive clique and learns that popularity has a price.

YA Label?: Yes

Notes: This book contains excessive profanity; inexplicit sexual nudity; and sexual activities.

Violations (Miller Test [MT] & Colorado Obscenity Test [CD])

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Page 9: “She did it for my own good, so that I wouldn’t become a raving sex maniac with the screen name ‘Foxxxie LaRue.’”

Page 48: “Bitsy told Ryan Overturf she’d have to slap his ass if he didn’t give her a foot rub, and Brad, Bitsy’s boyfriend, just laughed like Haha, that Bitsy, such a joker…”

Page 66: “To someone else he said, “Hey, bro, check out the titties!”

Page 173: “‘The skank loves dick!’ the girls caroled.”

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