This Book is Gay by Juno (James) Dawson
Available At: Electronic, Rampart, Pine Creek
Electronic Removed August 26, 2023
Categories: Anti-Religion, LGBTQ+, Sexual
Description: There’s a long-running joke that, after “coming out,” a lesbian, gay guy, bisexual, or trans person should receive a membership card and instruction manual. THIS IS THAT INSTRUCTION MANUAL. Inside you’ll find the answers to all the questions you ever wanted to ask, with topics like:…The ins and outs of gay sex. (Chapters 1 & 9)
YA Label?: Sometimes
Notes: Includes sexual content – states includes the ins and outs of gay sex – electronic version available
Rating: 4
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Snippets
Page 6: “Maybe you’re nosy to see what we get up to between the sheets.”
Page 16: “2. You can acknowledge them and act on them- have the sex you wanna have or wear clothes you wanna wear- but choose not to define yourself.”
Page 17: “Most people choose option two- you can totally have sex with people who are the same gender as you and be ‘gay’ or ‘lesbian’ or ‘bi’. This is why a lot of forms (especially medical ones) you fill in may refer to ‘men who have sex with men,’ etc.”
Page 26: “Like anything in life, sometimes you don’t know until you try. I wouldn’t eat prawns until I was eighteen- the mere idea of them freaked me out. But then I tried them and it turns out they’re DELISH.”
Page 38: ”’YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH DUDES.’ Now, for a long time it was assumed that these Post-its were removed before being passed via SWEATY PARENT SEX (sorry, couldn’t resist) to their baby.”
Page 41: ”Gay men have slightly longer and thicker winkies. Excellent. The amygdala of gay men is more responsive to porn than those of straight men. So we have bigger dicks and we’re hornier. Jus’ sayin’. Finger-length ratios may vary between lesbians and straight women.”
Pages 101-102: “HOW TO ARGUE WITH A CHRISTIAN. IF THEY COME AT YOU WITH ‘IT’S IN THE BIBLE!’…Point out that the text was written thousands of years ago. Times have changed. The messages are still somewhat applicable, but we have to adapt them for modern living. Also point out that ALL of the above extracts are out of context, and at the end of the day, they are stories, not laws (even the Apostle Paul decreed this).”
Page 156: “How sex apps work: 1. Upload a tiny pic of yourself to the app. 2. The app works out your location. 3. The app tells you who the nearest homosexuals are. 4. You then chat to them. 5. Because they are near, it is easy to meet up with them. …if you’re looking for the ubiquitous ‘fun’ (the words ‘sex,’ ‘shag,’ and the F- word, ironically, are banned on most sex apps), be upfront about it and then no one’s feelings are going to get hurt.”
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